Cibfodlid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, capable warg.

Cibfodlid created life two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibfodlid, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cibfodlid, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Cibfodlid's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Cibfodlid's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never speak of chaos in the presence of children.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not study bacteria on holy days.

5. Do not covet oxen.