Fadquimzim is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, competent dragonfly.

Fadquimzim created the planet Saturn nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fadquimzim, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fadquimzim, she will send minions to preach to you.

Fadquimzim's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Fadquimzim's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always act with patience.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics near sharks while wearing white shorts and balancing three gold spheres on your chest.

4. Do not step barefoot upon violet earth.

5. Never speak at midday.