Cantaplib Figafbam is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, calm naga.

Cantaplib Figafbam created the Large Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cantaplib Figafbam, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cantaplib Figafbam, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Cantaplib Figafbam's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Cantaplib Figafbam's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of secrets.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never think about quantum gravity near gulls while wearing cyan skirts and balancing nine nickel spheres on your neck.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always cleanse water with water.