Stipsakrawpak is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, dishonourable pigeon.

Stipsakrawpak created the Small Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipsakrawpak, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Stipsakrawpak, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Stipsakrawpak's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Stipsakrawpak's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured foxes.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Stipsakrawpak.

5. Never approach rivers carrying stone.