Flywodhot is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, pitiless snail.

Flywodhot created water four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flywodhot, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Flywodhot, she will manifest in front of you.

Flywodhot's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Flywodhot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of quantum gravity near sacred fires.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

3. Never think about solid mechanics.

4. Never feed oranges to tortoises while wearing red corsets.

5. Never think about amino acids.