Kinwotkik is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, moody naga.

Kinwotkik created the Milkyway five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kinwotkik, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Kinwotkik, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Kinwotkik's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Kinwotkik's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from orange birds, for they are unholy.

2. Never skip near tapirs.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Feed all hungry dogs.

5. Do not commit murder.