Zogpasbun is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, quiet lion.

Zogpasbun created Asia three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zogpasbun, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Zogpasbun, he will turn you into a tree.

Zogpasbun's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Zogpasbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into black rooms.

2. Never discuss amino acids in public assemblies.

3. Always wear plain dresses during rituals.

4. Always act with patience.

5. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.