Dapvegsadtab is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, selfish lion.

Dapvegsadtab created the planet Saturn seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dapvegsadtab, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dapvegsadtab, he will strike you with lightening.

Dapvegsadtab's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Dapvegsadtab's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of fate in the presence of strangers.

2. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Dapvegsadtab on top of all buildings.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never handle lead while unclean.

5. Never look at comets.