Hinlimmet is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, temperamental mole.

Hinlimmet created the planet Saturn five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinlimmet, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hinlimmet, it will destroy your favourite star.

Hinlimmet's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Hinlimmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss photosynthesis in public assemblies.

2. Always remove jumpers before entering holy places.

3. You must never eat nuts.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always store cucumbers above ground.