Quillbamlarg is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, all-knowing yak.

Quillbamlarg created humanity seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillbamlarg, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Quillbamlarg, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Quillbamlarg's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Quillbamlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at walls at dusk.

2. Never run in autumn.

3. Always wear blue.

4. Never eat pineapples.

5. Do not kill sharks.