Vignullsidpitnullsterjinvig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, ruthless faun.

Vignullsidpitnullsterjinvig created the world eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vignullsidpitnullsterjinvig, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vignullsidpitnullsterjinvig, she will be mildly annoyed.

Vignullsidpitnullsterjinvig's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Vignullsidpitnullsterjinvig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Vignullsidpitnullsterjinvig's name in vain.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not hurt moths.

4. Always act with humility.

5. Never mention birds.