Fadgonbiss is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, unjust horse.

Fadgonbiss created the Cigar Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fadgonbiss, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fadgonbiss, he will torture you forever.

Fadgonbiss' most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Fadgonbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near capybaras while wearing black dresses and balancing nine nickel spheres on your hands.

2. Always obey Fadgonbiss' priests.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never eat spinach.