Sidlidlit Tagstragraw is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, self-assured shark.

Sidlidlit Tagstragraw created the Whirlpool Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sidlidlit Tagstragraw, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sidlidlit Tagstragraw, it will laugh at you.

Sidlidlit Tagstragraw's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Sidlidlit Tagstragraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with anger.

2. Never leap in the presence of elders.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

5. Never think about dark matter.