Tadcepbed is a god.

He takes the form of a large, loving dryad.

Tadcepbed created the Cigar Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tadcepbed, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tadcepbed, he will turn you into a mouse.

Tadcepbed's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Tadcepbed's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tadcepbed.

2. Never speak at midnight.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never mention horses.

5. Always wash your head before prayer.