Riggunfadgoflan is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-assured dugong.

Riggunfadgoflan created dark energy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Riggunfadgoflan, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Riggunfadgoflan, she will have a low opinion of you.

Riggunfadgoflan's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Riggunfadgoflan's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of fate in the presence of priests.

2. Never pray while filled with pride.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Always count to three before sleeping.

5. Erect five platinum sculptures of Riggunfadgoflan on top of important buildings.