Cipgomlen is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, weak porpoise.

Cipgomlen created the cosmos six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cipgomlen, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cipgomlen, it will cry a lot.

Cipgomlen's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Cipgomlen's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of numbers.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

3. Never allow eagles to witness sacred rites.

4. Feed all hungry capybaras.

5. Never eat cherries.