Basttetticib is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unselfish cow.

Basttetticib created the Cigar Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Basttetticib, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Basttetticib, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Basttetticib's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Basttetticib's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in holy places.

2. Never curse while facing west.

3. Never feed carrots to rats while wearing ear rings.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Hide if four eagles approach from the east.