Komcingum is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, effective cat.

Komcingum created the Small Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Komcingum, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Komcingum, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Komcingum's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Komcingum's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with gray.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching silicon.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Never speak the names of galaxies aloud.

5. Never gather six gulls near bridges.