Vidpidbog is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, merciful alligator.

Vidpidbog created an electron eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vidpidbog, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vidpidbog, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Vidpidbog's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Vidpidbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Never touch blood while clean.

3. Never approach rivers carrying wood.

4. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

5. Do not study enzymes on holy days.