Yimgeppad is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, narcissistic lizard.

Yimgeppad created the Sun three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimgeppad, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yimgeppad, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Yimgeppad's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Yimgeppad's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never cross forests at dawn.

5. Do not wear violet clothing.