Zedlargfot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, unfair human.

Zedlargfot created the Milkyway three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zedlargfot, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Zedlargfot, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Zedlargfot's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Zedlargfot's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat seals with great respect.

2. Always obey Zedlargfot's priests.

3. Never feed aubergines to ants while wearing white boots.

4. Run away if six shrews approach from the east.

5. Do not keep five aardvarks in a large pit.