Fudhamzak Artnellgum is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, selfish squid.

Fudhamzak Artnellgum created the Whirlpool Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fudhamzak Artnellgum, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fudhamzak Artnellgum, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Fudhamzak Artnellgum's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Fudhamzak Artnellgum's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about bacteria.

2. Hide if four goats approach from the east.

3. Never laugh in the presence of elders.

4. Never travel toward the south during winter.

5. Always help nematodes in need.