Dossbessved is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, fast badger.

Dossbessved created a bottom quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dossbessved, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dossbessved, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Dossbessved's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Dossbessved's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place rice upon stone.

2. Do not consume figs at dawn.

3. Always wear plain shirts during rituals.

4. Feed all hungry mites.

5. Always wear blue.