Limontnib is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unsympathetic dryad.

Limontnib created the planet Mars seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limontnib, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Limontnib, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Limontnib's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Limontnib's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never write about quantum mechanics.

4. Never think ill of sick ants.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.