Gedgunyartwip is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fussy penguin.

Gedgunyartwip created oxygen nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gedgunyartwip, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gedgunyartwip, she will turn you into a worm.

Gedgunyartwip's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Gedgunyartwip's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never feed tomatoes to sheep while wearing brown ear rings.

3. Worship no other gods but Gedgunyartwip.

4. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

5. Never gather nine mice near towers.