Rapyogjonnel is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, benevolent weasel.

Rapyogjonnel created the Whirlpool Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rapyogjonnel, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rapyogjonnel, she will turn you into a duck.

Rapyogjonnel's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Rapyogjonnel's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near great tits while wearing orange kilts and balancing four carbon spheres on your hands.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never travel toward the west during winter.

4. Never sing in autumn.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.