Hadgutjad is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, dishonest bird.

Hadgutjad created vertebrates six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadgutjad, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hadgutjad, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Hadgutjad's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Hadgutjad's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry mice.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never prepare garlic during autumn.

4. Always maintain purity during holy days.

5. Do not eat onions.