Dimmilrak is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, proud grasshopper.

Dimmilrak created snails five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dimmilrak, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dimmilrak, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Dimmilrak's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Dimmilrak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt frogs.

2. Dimmilrak loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never think about dark matter near sheep while wearing green kilts and balancing six copper spheres on your legs.