Wanmegnut Queeggummat is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, bad-tempered camel.

Wanmegnut Queeggummat created vertebrates seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanmegnut Queeggummat, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wanmegnut Queeggummat, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Wanmegnut Queeggummat's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Wanmegnut Queeggummat's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never feed limes to monkeys while wearing brown skirts.

3. Never talk about dark energy.

4. You must pray to Wanmegnut Queeggummat five times a day.

5. Never hop near snails.