Tonkbossced is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, competent rhinoceros.

Tonkbossced created everything that exists five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tonkbossced, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tonkbossced, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Tonkbossced's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Tonkbossced's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

2. Never point your feet toward the south during prayer.

3. Never mix aubergines with oil.

4. Do not record names concerning black holes.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.