Gubhudbun is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, omniscient butterfly.

Gubhudbun created humankind seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubhudbun, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gubhudbun, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Gubhudbun's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Gubhudbun's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all dreams.

2. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

3. Never wear cyan scarves on sacred days.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never speak at dawn.