Huglibfat is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-confident armadillo.

Huglibfat created Europe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Huglibfat, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Huglibfat, she will destroy your home planet.

Huglibfat's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Huglibfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow great tits to witness sacred rites.

2. Never mention goats.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Never allow moths to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Never stain your feet with magenta.