Ditzeddibteen is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, contented raven.

Ditzeddibteen created the Sol system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Ditzeddibteen, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ditzeddibteen, she will jump up and down on your head.

Ditzeddibteen's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Ditzeddibteen's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to vanity.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never sing in autumn.

4. Never go into magenta rooms.

5. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.