Podnad is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, competent eagle.

Podnad created an atom six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Podnad, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Podnad, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Podnad's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Podnad's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with humility when addressing elders.

2. You must never eat beans.

3. Always maintain obedience during holy days.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Podnad.

5. Always wear indigo.