Linfotont is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, kind otter.

Linfotont created the universe three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Linfotont, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Linfotont, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Linfotont's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Linfotont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never pray while filled with fear.

5. Never sprint near grasshopers.