Abflanfut is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, grumpy skunk.

Abflanfut created the planet Venus six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Abflanfut, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Abflanfut, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Abflanfut's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Abflanfut's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always act with obedience when addressing strangers.

3. Pray only in firelight.

4. Do not name children after monkeys.

5. Never think about special relativity near mites while wearing fawn boots and balancing six zinc spheres on your neck.