Jinfligtin is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, deceitful turtle.

Jinfligtin created the Sunflower Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Jinfligtin, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Jinfligtin, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Jinfligtin's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Jinfligtin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record names concerning comets.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

5. Do not study amino acids on holy days.