Febditsaw Hadnilbun is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, temperamental raven.

Febditsaw Hadnilbun created Mount Everest twelve years ago.

If you believe in Febditsaw Hadnilbun, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Febditsaw Hadnilbun, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Febditsaw Hadnilbun's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Febditsaw Hadnilbun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not place lemons upon stone.

3. Always remove jumpers before entering holy places.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Run away from indigo snakes, for they are unholy.