Nanwigxuck is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, ill-tempered mole.

Nanwigxuck created gold four million years ago.

If you believe in Nanwigxuck, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nanwigxuck, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Nanwigxuck's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Nanwigxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Always help voles in need.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never wear mauve boots.

4. Always wash your hands before prayer.

5. You must pray to Nanwigxuck four times a day.