Tiphaskabligrakgubgig is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, humorless weasel.

Tiphaskabligrakgubgig created a photon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tiphaskabligrakgubgig, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tiphaskabligrakgubgig, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tiphaskabligrakgubgig's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Tiphaskabligrakgubgig's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not take Tiphaskabligrakgubgig's name in vain.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Always remove skirts before entering holy places.

5. Do not chop down trees.