Midrillmis is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, slow hummingbird.

Midrillmis created the Sun six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Midrillmis, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Midrillmis, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Midrillmis' most sacred site is Burras in England.

Midrillmis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill mice.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

3. Never discuss horizontal gene transfer in public assemblies.

4. Always remove skirts before touching silver.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.