Mipbanget is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, ruthless wolf.

Mipbanget created Mount Everest six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipbanget, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Mipbanget, she will turn you into a dog.

Mipbanget's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Mipbanget's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with humility.

2. Always share strawberries with strangers, but never with hamsters.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always pray immersed in water.