Cibliptin Godbodgep is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, humorless skunk.

Cibliptin Godbodgep created bats seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cibliptin Godbodgep, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cibliptin Godbodgep, he will turn you into a slug.

Cibliptin Godbodgep's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Cibliptin Godbodgep's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to vanity.

2. Do not resist chaos.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Cibliptin Godbodgep on top of all buildings.

5. Never record names.