Begfabvon is a god.

He takes the form of a large, moody dingo.

Begfabvon created the planet Saturn eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Begfabvon, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Begfabvon, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Begfabvon's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Begfabvon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat oranges.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never mark doors with turquoise.

5. Never sit in the presence of rats.