Kinlipkab is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, selfish horse.

Kinlipkab created the Milkyway three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kinlipkab, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kinlipkab, it will laugh at you.

Kinlipkab's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Kinlipkab's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Kinlipkab nine times a day.

2. Do not contemplate electromagnetism during the night.

3. Never approach forests carrying wood.

4. Do not record names concerning stars.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.