Yarlrakhiv is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, blissful meerkat.

Yarlrakhiv created parasitic wasps two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlrakhiv, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yarlrakhiv, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Yarlrakhiv's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Yarlrakhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from tin.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not step barefoot upon gray earth.

5. Never speak of order in the presence of priests.