Komfundiss is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, ruthless dog.

Komfundiss created the planet Mars three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Komfundiss, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Komfundiss, he will turn you into a worm.

Komfundiss' most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Komfundiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

2. Always share melons with strangers, but never with ducks.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not hurt whales.

5. Never record signs.