Gamappcutdog Raptanken is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, merciless jaguar.

Gamappcutdog Raptanken created the planet Jupiter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gamappcutdog Raptanken, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gamappcutdog Raptanken, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Gamappcutdog Raptanken's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Gamappcutdog Raptanken's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Gamappcutdog Raptanken in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always wear plain skirts during rituals.

5. Never hurt manatees.