Dobjamdav is a god.

She takes the form of a large, thoughtless ferret.

Dobjamdav created the planet Mars three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobjamdav, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dobjamdav, she will be very unhappy.

Dobjamdav's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Dobjamdav's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never point your neck toward the west during prayer.