Wegtenfly is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, humane hippopotamus.

Wegtenfly created everything that exists four years ago.

If you believe in Wegtenfly, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wegtenfly, she will destroy your home planet.

Wegtenfly's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Wegtenfly's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not name children after ants.

3. Never think about dark energy near capybaras while wearing violet stockings and balancing six tin spheres on your head.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.